SEPTEMBER 2023
DAY ONE
Thames to Waitomo -
first leg of our first proper road trip in our 7m Nissan Civilian bus imaginatively
named Buttercup due to her having some yellow in her colour scheme. Ignore
niggling voice reminding me that Mike is a school bus driver who once pulled
over in the fog to let a wheelie bin on.
Heavy rain warnings
everywhere we are going. Getting used to passenger seat which is more like an
ejector seat. A sudden crash, bang, and rattle – turn round to see possessed cutlery
drawer sliding supernaturally - the victim of an incomplete cupboard locking
ritual.
Waitomo campground - seriously
heavy rain sets in. Our heads ricochet off cupboards as we adjust to life in
smaller dimensions. Internet won’t connect – all we get is a little round spinning
circle of Wi-Fi doom.
Have shower, water
won’t drain away and instead rises alarmingly.
Mike plunges plug hole furiously with a flannel, to no avail. Use up all
our towels and three socks to soak up water. Create mountainous pile of saturated
laundry within ten easy minutes.
Exhausted. Bed. Dazzling
camp night lights come on and a movement through curtain catches my eye. A fellow camper
outside in a long rain cape silhouetted against the lights looks for a
startling second like Batman.
Calm on the outside; chaos on the inside. Waitomo camp. |
DAY TWO
Morning – blue skies,
birds singing, fry pan too hot, smoke out the bus, vents up, windows open,
tui’s in kowhai trees chortling at us. Fancy bread brought as a treat is too
big for our toaster. Throw in direction
of chortle.
On the road pass through Te Kuiti where we are dwarfed by a colossal statue of a shearer.
A
visual feast of farmland follows dotted with sheep and the feral goats which
roam the King Country in herds.
Rugged, steep, landscape
punctuated by yesteryear buildings -
shearing sheds and cottages with red, rusty corrugated iron roofs,
tumbledown walls, weatherboards grey with age, and bent skeletal frames. Present day farm houses
float out of clouds of pink and white spring blossoms.
The Forgotten World
Highway, which is 149, 150 or 155ks long depending on which information you
read, begins. Very dramatic steep
gully’s and gorges, cliffs and slips with a muddy swollen river boiling alongside.
A sign cautions against loitering or
stopping on a bluff. Mountains overlap each other, farmland glows with spring
green grass amongst conical hills and the river swoops back and forth to the
roadside.
Discussion on the proliferation
of road cones and Road Works signs tipped over in the grass results in new name
of Forgotten Works Highway.
We meet almost no
traffic although there are scattered signs of civilisation- community halls, small
schools, a bloke on a farm golf cart loaded with dogs.
Wind through Tāngarākau Gorge - the stunning native bush studded with patches of white starry clematis flowers.
Road turns to gravel,
sheer rock gorge walls with bush clinging to them tower over us. Wonder if we have accidentally strayed into a Jurassic
Park movie set.
At the end of
Tangarakau Bridge is an intriguing sign saying Morgan’s Grave. Find this
fascinating as in my real life I write articles on the stories behind historic
headstones. This is turning into a busman’s
holiday for us both.
(Joshua Morgan, pioneer surveyor blazed the trail for the road through the Tangarakau Gorge. Struck down with suspected peritonitis, the 35-year-old died in the remote bush and was buried on the slopes of the gorge. Sixty years later his widow's ashes were placed with him.)
Following in the
footsteps of the intrepid Joshua Morgan we reach the 180 metre long, single lane
Moki Tunnel, nicknamed the Hobbit’s Hole. Inexplicably, about a third of the way into
the tunnel, the bus lights suddenly fail and we are plunged into terrifying
darkness. Use hazard lights to guide us
through. Sign at end of tunnel has the
cheek to say don’t forget to check your lights.
Farmland flows by studded with feral black goats perched impossibly on hillsides.
On top of the Tahora Saddle the view is a breathtaking panorama of mountains with the volcanic vision of the peaks of Taranaki, Ruapehu, Ngāuruhoe and Tongariro away in the distance.
Reach the Republic of Whangamōmona whose
Presidents have been variously a goat, a poodle and a human or two, the
position being fiercely contested at times by cats, a teddy bear, a sheep, and a
cockatoo. Pass through the small township
where the buildings are charming reproductions of the past - general stores,
carriers, blacksmith, a bank, post office, bakers' shop and the like – all dominated by the historic hotel.
Very quiet, very relaxing, nothing could go wrong here. Small pony attempts to come in open bus door. Great commotion to get him to reverse without drawing attention to ourselves.
The potatoes over boil and put out the gas with a great steaming hiss.
Faint calls of morepork drift through almost pitch black tranquil night - no campground searchlights here.
DAY THREE
Hit the road to Stratford passing a sign saying: ‘You are now leaving the Republic. Welcome back to New Zealand.’ Back in New Zealand Buttercup climbs up the steep Whangamomona Saddle – which snakes, with hairpin turns, through magnificent native bush. At a look-out there is a road cone in a tree. Of course there is. There are three saddles, Strathmore giving a breath taking view of the volcanic ring plain. Looks like a great green rumpled blanket thrown over the landscape.
At Stratford find campground that will have us.
In dire need of a laundry due to flood mop-up on first night, towels etc now a reeking pile. Camp washing machine swallows all the coins and refuses to start. Helpful camp manager gives the coin tray a mighty shove accompanied by a great grunt and the terrified machine bursts into action. Washing thereafter is successful, and buoyed by this, progress to the drier.
When unloading drier discover the nylon shower cleaner ball was accidentally mixed up in the washing and went into the drier unobserved. It is stuck fast by its suction cup to the wall of the drier and won’t come off. Eventually free it and nearly pull the insides out of the drier. The thing has shrunk and melted into a small hard ball of baked netting. Husband suction cups it to the wall near the bus door to use as a weapon against intruders.
Have camp shower. Water not draining away. In dire need of dry towels.
DAY FOUR
My back has been jolted beyond endurance and it’s raining so we decide on a rest day at Stratford. Have some housekeeping to attend to as well; including seeing a mechanic to investigate the horror movie moment we struck in the Moki tunnel.
Book another night at the campground. On the way out, at the dump station, the driver’s door suddenly locks up and won’t open. “What now?” cries Mike. On cue, the windshield phone mount suction cup suddenly gives up and falls off the window and refuses to reattach. Perhaps a spin in the drier would sort it out.
On the way to the mechanic pass a road sign that says Romeo Street. Directly underneath is a sign saying ‘Pregnancy Help’
At the mechanic’s Buttercup’s mysterious light failure is diagnosed as four loose belts and a jammed AC adjustor. A part needs to be machined off site and then returned by overnight courier. We must spend the rest of the day and night in situ on the mechanic’s forecourt which includes a 24 hour pay at pump gas fuelling station.
Campground kindly offers a refund and would we like to be collected and stay in one their cabins overnight? Decide to stay and go down with our ship. Walk to the library, VTNZ, and bookstore in sleety freezing rain. Achieve Wi-Fi connection success at library; the curse of campground Wi-Fi having followed us to Stratford
At the mechanic’s the
24 hour pay pump is flat out and provides a tortuous soundtrack of continuous
beeping. Mike discovers the prongs on
spaghetti spoon make a fine back scratcher. Amuse myself by writing ‘Help me’
in window condensation.
A difficult night of arctic
temperatures and lights illuminating the forecourt so bright they can be seen
from space leaving us in permanent daylight all night.
Night punctuated by vehicle comings and goings, door slamming, thumping car stereos, engines revving and beep beeping. The gas here is significantly cheaper than anywhere else which explains the 24 hour frenzy. Three tankers arrive during the night and as they empty they creak adding to the rattle - bang noise of parsimonious people shaking hose nozzles to get every last drop.
This is absolutely
everyone who stops there.
DAY FIVE
Morning finally
arrives.
Stagger up the main street to investigate New Zealand’s only glockenspiel, which isn’t due to perform for several hours.
Have coffee;
get caught in rain, buy emergency umbrella to get back to bus. Burn lunch –
toasted mince sandwiches – the mechanic in the bus engine bay works valiantly
on through clouds of smoke.
Second walk in time to catch the glockenspiel. This chimes four times a day for five minutes at a time while the figures of Romeo and Juliet appear and speak. Romeo and Juliet’s declarations are drowned out by Fonterra tankers, roaring trucks and an unwell little car that squeaks sadly as it passes. Find all this hilarious and don’t know why.
Most of bus repair
done now but by late afternoon apologetically told the part won’t be here till
morning. Third trudge into town for another book and something for dinner. Get
back to bus to be told by Mike there is a banana in the bus guttering. Indeed there is. Perhaps the forgotten world banana?
There is a sudden
flurry of activity and within half an hour the bus is fixed and we are on the
road again. Make the short trip back to Stratford camp ground for the night. On
arrival discover a beer can has mysteriously emptied itself all over the floor,
but is still whole, with ring tab untouched.
DAY SIX
Refreshed and
restored to sanity, we head for New Plymouth.
Take a wrong turn and
a snow topped Mt Taranaki suddenly rears up in front of us, obscured by cloud
previously. Mike downloads TomTom GPS
onto his phone.
Visit Pouakai Zoo outside of New Plymouth – a small privately owned zoo where you can get fairly close to, and feed, most of the animals. A Capuchin monkey takes umbrage at Mike taking its photo and after making a great chattering noise positions itself to pee on him.
Mrs TomTom helpfully
guides us to the architecturally awesome Te Te Rewa Rewa bridge which is
undergoing a repaint, one end obscured by scaffolding and wrapping.
Cold rain sets
in. I hear about the delights of Mrs TomTom all
the way around New Plymouth.
At a seaside holiday
park we score a great site overlooking Port Taranaki and the Tasman Sea.
Mrs TomTom gets shut
off.
It is very wild and windy, seagulls struggle through the sky. Watch a ship side out to sea past our bus windows. There is an ever-changing seascape of squalls, sun intermittently slanting through clouds, and waves crashing over rocks.
Make a beef casserole
to slow cook as the world churns outside. Remove casserole from oven and oven
mitt starts sizzling and melting leaving a little circle of hard fluffy fabric fused
on top of casserole dish. Not sure whether to add oven mitt, casserole lid or
both to my weaponry.
DAY SEVEN
Awake at 4am. Lights of Port Taranaki spectacular in the
pre-dawn.
Sort our pills for
the week from a large container that Mike calls The Hospital. Weather forecast
not great but decide to push on to the Surf Highway 45 with its promise of beaches,
surf spots and the Cape Egmont lighthouse. First stop though is a Laundromat,
washing being the bane of my existence.
On the road we chase
rainbows and squalls as strong wind pushes the bus about, leading to conjecture
that it could also be called the Wind Surfing Highway. Quite striking small
rounded hills begin to appear all over the landscape created by ancient lahars
flowing from Mt Taranaki.
On the look out for
Cape Egmont lighthouse, we glimpse a sign to the Cape Light and Museum. A stop
and turn around results in a bump and a scrape and bit off paint off Buttercup.
The museum is not open and the light is obviously not a lighthouse which must
be further along the highway we decide. It is wild and woolly with waves roaring and
rolling in, rain splattering from grey skies, very atmospheric.
We press on. Mrs TomTom
is silent as she has no data. Snigger. At
Opunake, which has a beachy, surf town vibe, we go to scenic look-out for
lunch. There are warnings about crumbling
cliff edges. Bus rocks in the whipping
wind and the sea is in a temper.
Back in town attempt
to re-fill gas bottle, which is actually still half full and get a long look
from the attendant.
By now my spirits are
sagging and still no sign of the lighthouse.
Roll into Hawera and
descend on the i-SITE. Discover we went
past the lighthouse. Or more accurately
we had gone to it, but not to it. It
wasn’t far from the light and museum, but further down the road. Trip Advisor advises we are not the only ones
to fall victim to this.
At Hawera camping
ground discover washing is half dry. A
good stiff laundry drying breeze is blowing so hang washing on the line where
it immediate shoots out horizontally before twisting into a giant knot.
Thunder and lightning
is spiced up by the growling of cars attending a hot rod show next door. Internet
connection again gives us the spinning evil eye. And so to bed, helpfully illuminated by
industrial strength camp lighting.
DAY EIGHT
Day dawns foul and freezing with steely grey skies, rain and hail. Decide to shelter in place and stay in camp, stay another night, have a rest day.
Rest day is punctuated
by the sound of hot rods still roaring past our site, on the other side of the
fence. Manage to lose plug down the back of the basin. Retrieved by bemused husband. Charge devices,
download photos, read, people watch, nap, and tell lies on social media.
Reflect that we have
mastered a type of bus waltz which
involves stepping forwards then backwards then squashing ourselves flat to pass
each other.
DAY NINE
Plan is to go to
Mangaweka and from there follow The Country Road aka Manawatu Scenic Route down
to Ashhurst and stay the night there.
Up early and out. Investigate the Hawera water tower which has 215 steps in what is described as a strenuous climb. Decide not to push our luck.
Buy a plug in Wi-Fi booster
– the circle of doom on laptop doesn’t even bother to show up now - there is
just the grim announcement Could. Not. Connect. Mrs TomTom is also in a mood,
repeating herself in a whisper we can barely hear even though the volume is
turned right up. In revenge, for my sniggering probably, she sends us
completely the wrong way, down a goat track road, necessitating a 90 point 3
point turn.
We eventually find
Tawhiti Museum, which is superb, with its life size exhibits and detailed
dioramas recreating past lives. A mega
display of tractors and farm machinery proves a good way to lose your
husband. The Whalers and Traders boat
ride goes back to the Taranaki coast of 1820 - 40. All passengers in our small boat fall
completely silent in the watery darkness, in breathless anticipation, floating
through the past.
Onwards to Mangaweka which
Google says is a couple of hours away. Mrs
TomTom says it is only 18ks away. We pass through Patea, home of the Patea
Maori Club’s Poi E song. This
immediately gives me an earworm which lasts for miles.
Arrive in
Whanganui. Puzzled. Re-set Mrs TomTom and roll on into Rangitikei
district. Mike by now is having
conniptions as all roads seem to lead to Palmerston North which is not
Mangaweka. But, in a roundabout way,
I grudgingly admit, Mrs TomTom does get us there via back blocks and country roads.
Stay the night at Awastone
Riverside Haven on a site parallel to Rangitikei River with dramatic sheer
cliffs opposite. Mike,
hypnotised by the beauty of the site, forgets he’s filling bus water tank with
hose, which overflows and adds to the height of the river.
Pretend on daily face
book post update that we had a no-destination-in-mind road trip today and look
where we ended up, tra la la.
A sign in the ladies
toilets, headed rather impolitely ‘What’s that Noise?’ explains that disturbing animalistic noises in the night are Red
Stag’s roaring.
Subdued night lights here
and just the sound of the river chuckling by.
DAY TEN
Lovely morning,
fingers crossed.
Mike discovers Mrs TomTom
was whispering yesterday as he had the volume at half, although he was sure it was full volume. She is given a
reprieve.
Backtrack to
Mangaweka township to get photos of the historic main street only to find cars,
trucks and vans parked in front of everything we want to photograph.
Head off to begin the
Manawatu Scenic Route and drive smack into ‘Road Closed’ sign.
Turn around and roll
on through peaceful pastoral scenes bathed in warm morning sunlight soon ruined
by all road signs seeming to be lead back to Palmerston North, like some horrid
travelling Groundhog Day.
At Bulls we gorge on
custard squares and sausage rolls at a bakery in fit of stress eating.
Give in and head for
Palmerston North.
Mrs TomTom is
switched off and silenced as we follow road signs. Smugly reflect that she has a rather standard
woman’s voice, amongst her many other faults, which we could replace at any
time with Burt Reynolds, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck or Darth Vader.
We arrive in Ashhurst,
our original destination today if the scenic drive had been open.
There are wind
turbines on hills and a lookout for them at the domain. Decided to have a look and walk
smack bang into a closed sign.
See another sign
saying the Manawatu Scenic Route ENDS. So we have done the start and the end, but not
the middle.
Find campsite in
Ashhurst domain which is next to a cemetery.
Attempt to put a good
spin on it - that’s the beauty of road trips – you can go anywhere and have no
plan and don’t have to be anywhere at any time.
Wind turbines on hill
behind us only thing having a good spin as it is now gusting a gale.
DAY ELEVEN
Set off for
Fielding. Feeling discombobulated by
our plans disintegrating and being thwarted at every turn by closed signs. To
match my mood big power pylons march through the paddocks looking like extra
terrestrials. “I think this is the best bit, buzzing along in Buttercup,” says Mike,
oblivious to the alien invasion playing out in my head.
Get diesel,
supermarket supplies, and a place name fridge magnet from the i-SITE. Place
name magnet collecting has become a bit of an obsession.
Tap into free Wi-Fi outside McDonalds to sort out our plans, and mood improves as the day does.
Very cold, but sun
comes out and Fielding’s Manchester square is a treat. It is no wonder the Edwardian-themed town has
won NZ’s Most Beautiful Town award 15 times. Despite all the architectural and
floral wonder to gaze upon Mike disappears into a dollar store and buys
something utterly unnecessary.
Head in the general
direction of Turangi passing ‘Pony Poo and Worm Wee’ for sale sign at a farm
gate.
Stop at Queen’s Park,
Huntersville for coffee break. Am immediately drawn to a large statue of a
Huntaway dog which has been erected to recognise the huge contribution this dog
has made to the Hunterville farming district.
It is also a poignant memorial to other faithful and loved dogs whose
names are etched into the bricks surrounding the statue.
The fancy-sounding Belgian crème biscuits we have with our coffee are so hard we can barely bite them, even after a soak in hot coffee. Will add to my arsenal of hard and deadly things.
After some steep
climbs, which start to tax Buttercup, our ears pop as we head down hill and
eventually into the tussocky grasslands of the Desert Road. Sign warns us, for our safety, to stay on the
road as this is the Waiouru military training area.
Suddenly Mt Ruapehu stunningly
topped with sunlit silver snow comes into view looking like it’s been painted
on the sky.
Miles of more alien
power pylons stride across this wasteland which a sign informs us is the home
of the wild Kaimanawa horses.
Stop at a rest area
where the wind is freezing, but people are pulling up in a ferment of photo
taking before they all leap into their cars and drive off again.
At Turangi, head for
a campground, following Mrs TomTom’s directions. Arrive at a deserted area with building piles
and foundation blocks smothered with overgrown grass and a battered reception
sign blowing in the wind leading to nowhere. An online review did say it was an
older-style camp.
Inquiries at the i-SITE
send us down the road to Taupo which is of course closed until 4 the next
morning.
A good-natured road
worker lets us through to reach a campground by the lake at Motuoapa Bay where
you can be uniquely accommodated in retro VW campers and boat house themed
bungalows.
A sharp wind is
blowing off the snow which we found so picturesque earlier in the day.
Buttercup’s electrics
fail and we have no power. Mike pulls
the bed apart to access the fuse box but mystifyingly finds nothing wrong. He breaks
his back and both knees and then gets stuck trying to extract himself. Console
ourselves that we have gas for cooking and 12 volt for lights and can find an
electrician tomorrow.
Reading a book about
climbing Everest, and it’s so good I can actually feel the cold.
DAY TWELVE
I am actually feeling the cold. Wake up to minus one in the early hours. Absolutely glacial inside bus.
With no power to use
the heater, we put more clothes on, heat water on the gas oven for a hot water bottle
and hot drink, then flee back to bed where we watch our breath steam in the
frigid air.
Decide we sound
thoroughly incompetent and am going to stop writing this.
After a hot
breakfast, regain my composure. Mike
decides to check out other power points in the bus in case it was just the one
that failed. No – still no power. On the
off chance, he plugs our power lead into a neighbouring power box and -
hey presto – we suddenly have power.
I lose the will to
live.
In conversation with a
lady in a van nearby she says she is running away from her kids and everyone
she’s spoken to says they’re doing the same.
Due to the road to Taupo
still being closed we leave a different way.
It is a spectacular morning,
crisp, with a huge blue sky and snow capped Ruapehu peeking over the mountains
and playing hide and seek around corners. Trout fishermen stand staunchly in
the freezing rivers. Later, passing
through farmland, I see a hawk heart stoppingly hanging almost stationery in
the air above a lamb. Intriguing stone
formations vaguely resembling Easter Island statues emerge from the earth.
A detour to Taupo, yes
- a detour, not a road closed sign – I couldn’t believe it either - sends us
down a back country road bordered by poplars tinged with promising green and patches
of blue forget-me- nots growing wild on the banks.
Purply hazy ranges
come into view and there is a feeling we have reached the top of the world.
We reach the Wairakei
Geothermal Valley threaded with miles of large silver pipes, part of the
engineering wonder of the Wairakei Geothermal Power Station.
Steam rises dreamily
out of the ground everywhere. Lake Taupo
and the township come into view overseen by the bewitching Ruapehu.
At Huka Falls 220,000
litres of blue water per second thunderously pour over an 11 meter high
waterfall. The sun-warmed manuka releases its distinctive scent reminiscent of
camp fires.
Stop for lunch at
Hipapatua Reserve – a quiet, calm, tranquil section of river before it morphs
into the raging falls. Ruin the lakeside lunchtime ambience by serving tinned
soup that resembles something dire.
The campsite we want
doesn’t compute with Mrs TomTom (now named Mrs DumDum).
Ask for directions at
a business, but the person seems to have been mind controlled somehow by Mrs TomTom
as we are sent in the wrong direction and eventually run out of road.
Finally, we discover a campground sign and follow a gravel road thorough felled forestry, complete with logging truck warnings, and arrive at Wairakei Thermal Valley Motor camp which also sports a cafe, a thermal walk and a variety of animals.
The quirky, rustic
vibe suits us down to the ground so we book for two nights. Bask in the afternoon sun with a beer - our
version of ‘Happy Hour’ includes chickens, roosters, peahens, peacocks, sheep,
pigs, alpacas and a family of quail.
DAY THIRTEEN
Sunny day dawns, Mike
puts up awning, awning falls down.
Head to the camp cafe
for coffee where we are welcomed by a cat, a mature peacock, a young peacock
and a white wolfish looking dog. A
chicken under the deck hysterically announces it has laid an egg.
The camp manager is
not averse to practical jokes and after I have recovered from one we go on the
geothermal walk armed with map and walking sticks. This is a ‘self guided’
walk. Happy with this as we somehow once
got ourselves kicked off a guided walking tour. The walk features fascinating
formations, getting up close and personal with thermal activity.
After a reviving and
charming Devonshire tea we wander back to Buttercup for a big snooze. This last
day slips by too quickly but is not done with us yet. Camp manager appears to
ask Mike to help him with a wild pig which he’s just shot. Mike is no hunter but lends a hand hefting
the pig out of a wheel barrow and up into the shed rafters. An amusing juxtaposition – one minute the man
is arranging pretty cups and saucers for Devonshire teas and next covered in
blood gutting a pig.
DAY FOURTEEN
A foggy morning. We try to leave but our way is blocked by a
digger clearing debris from the sides of the road. We eventually drive out of the mist and steam
into a beautiful day, homeward bound.
And the roads are all
open.
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We travelled in Buttercup a 1993 Nissan Civilian 7-meter bus.
We travel the long way down back country roads, in different directions, looking behind us often and seeing things from a new angle.
The rest of the time we live surpisingly successfully in our 9-meter Bedford bus, Myrtle, in the Coromandel.
Nice stories thank you. We too have a Nissan bus.
ReplyDeleteThank you. They sure are great little buses! Happy travelling.
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