DEFINITIONS

THERE WERE TWO LADIES WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK, AHEAD WAS A DIRTY OLD MAN CROSSING THE STREET, HE CROSSED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET WHEN HE SAW THE LADIES COMING, AFTER THEY PASSED HE RETURNED BACK ACROSS THE STREET, ONE LADY SAID TO THE OTHER LADY,

"HE IS A DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSER"

A FELLOW WENT FISHING IN HIS TRAM BOAT, HE WANTED TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE FISH, SOOOOOO...

HE DROPPED THEM A LINE.