[ April 24, 2024 ]
This tells everything you need to know about the left. And you just know this disgusting whore is the type who whines about sexual harassment.
SNL Writer Offers Blowjobs To Anyone Who Will Punch The ‘MAGA Kid In The Face’
“I will blow whoever manages to punch that maga kid in the face”
By: Paul Bois, Daily Wire, January 22, 2019
Ever wonder why the laughs on “Saturday Night Live” come once every other ten sketches? Perhaps it’s because they employ contributors like Sarah Beattie who think that offering free blowjobs to people for punching minors in the face is funny.
Story continues below advertisementAccording to Newsbusters, Beattie, who was listed by Vogue as one of the “5 Comedians Who Might Help You Stay Sane for the Next 4 Years” upon President Trump’s inauguration, took her cues from Nina Burleigh during the Covington Catholic Schoolboys controversy this weekend by offering fellatio to any chivalrous gent willing to punch the lights out of that “MAGA kid” seen smiling in the viral video as a Native American protester beats a drum directly in his face.
“I will blow whoever manages to punch that maga kid in the face,” she said in the now-deleted Tweet.
The “MAGA kid” whose punchable face aroused Beattie into offering blowjobs has since been identified as high school junior Nick Sandmann, who said in a lengthy statement on Sunday that the viral video of him smiling was completely taken out of context and that he remained silent to defuse the situation.
“At no time did I hear any student chant anything other than the school spirit chants,” said Sandmann. “I did not witness or hear any students chant ‘build that wall’ or anything hateful or racist at any time. Assertions to the contrary are simply false. Our chants were loud because we wanted to drown out the hateful comments that were being shouted at us by the protestors.”
“After a few minutes of chanting, the Native American protestors, who I hadn’t previously noticed, approached our group. The Native American protestors had drums and were accompanied by at least one person with a camera,” the statement continued. “The protestor everyone has seen in the video began playing his drum as he waded into the crowd, which parted for him. I did not see anyone try to block his path. He locked eyes with me and approached me, coming within inches of my face. He played his drum the entire time he was in my face.”
“I never interacted with this protestor. I did not speak to him. I did not make any hand gestures or other aggressive moves. I believed that by remaining motionless and calm, I was helping to diffuse the situation. I said a silent prayer that the situation would not get out of hand.”
Despite the overwhelming evidence that the Covington Catholic boys did nothing wrong, Beattie doubled down on her insanity after deleting her initial tweet.
“oh yes the kid who was marching against women’s reproductive rights while wearing a hat promoting an evil homophobic racist misogynistic sociopath was TOTALLY misrepresented,” she later tweeted.
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140 Comments
5 years ago
Who would want that from a urinal mouth?
Madonna made the same offer to vote for Hillary and reneged
How empowering for women! Being reduced to being a hooker without pay no less.
Who knows how many STD’s she has if she is this liberal with sex….
Talk about “sneering” just look at how a “celebrity” smiles for pictures.
They drip with contempt for their followers. Gaga thinks she is a “Christian” too – LOL!!!
Her contempt for Christian teachings was displayed again. She interrupted a concert to condemn
Pence’s wife taking a position teaching art in a Christian school. Yes Christianity doesn’t advocate LBGT but unlike Islam doesn’t murder them and yet she is silent about Islam. What a greedy, hypocritical, talentless coward she is!
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
Agree. Left/Libs welcome jihadis and run around like cowards after they start committing gang rapes, assaults
http://bit.ly/2uHm0YC
And they want more !
5 years ago
Reply to
billdeserthills
Although, for centuries, the line has been “there’s no such thing as an ugly c-ck sucker …”, I do believe that most would pass, on her offer.
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
Hahaha….take her up on the offer and end up on antibiotics for at least a month….
5 years ago
Reply to
Drew the Infidel
Some lib-lefters/Democrats would be willing to take her up on it because it’s the only chance they would ever have of experiencing a blowjob. Infections are simply a bonus. Battle wounds.
5 years ago
Reply to
ed
A friend learned the hard way, it takes about 3 days to learn one needs medical help. Unless it`s the crawly kind as in crickets that don`t chirp. just bite.
5 years ago
Reply to
Clem Jackson
Class. REAL class! No wonder SNL has been losing viewers for the past ten years.
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
I call her lady argh argh. I have only to my knowledge ever heard one of her songs, ‘Poke her face’ I believe it was called, at least that is what I call it. It was rubbish.
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
I’m not that familiar with this “ga-ga” thing. However, I did see some pictures of her, a few years back. When did she turn into such a land whale?
5 years ago
Another depraved, utterly from the perverse mouth of Liberalism’s so-called, comedic productions, SNL; it only typifies that the left-wing of any faction is devoid of class and morals. They, as is this vile woman, are base bottomfeeders feeding garbage to those who deem repugnance as not merely humor but entertaining. It, also, demonstrates that the leftist endeavor to dumb down Americans has succeeded; however, the so-called success, all in all, affects and infects Liberal-Progressives and its vulgar disciples.
5 years ago
Reply to
Ziggy46
For a far too large percentage of the electorate, Sarah Beattie’s comments represent political discourse.
5 years ago
Reply to
Ziggy46
Isn’t it impressive how “empowered” liberal women have become?
Such soaring self esteem!
Such dignity and character!
Clearly liberal women don’t want to be known for brains………
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
It boggles, Felix; they need more than their brains retreaded or a complete transplant. They are a slap in the face to the women who do not point fingers, are comfortable in their skin, minds, and womanhood. The likes of this gob slu*, Madonna and numerous others are the antithesis of the above.
5 years ago
That would normally cost 6 dollars and a pack of cigs. she is very being very generous hahaha
5 years ago
Reply to
CBDS
With cigarettes around ten bucks a pack, it’s a pack of smokes and a quarter.
5 years ago
Gah! A new low for SNL.
5 years ago
that may be worth making a deal with kid
5 years ago
Reply to
Rocinante44
You think maybe he should give himself a punch so he could collect on it? I mean, at least in the tweet, she doesn’t look half bad. Not that I’m recommending it to the young man, but it would be funny!
5 years ago
Reply to
Liatris Spicata
if that photo of her is accurate, he should start a bidding war to see who will pay him the most for one punch to his face. it may pay his way through college
5 years ago
I will blow whoever manages to punch that maga kid in the face.
Hey, Sarah, you are a real class act. I know a little squad here on this site you’d fit with just fine, from a tempermental standpoint.
This is what political discourse has become in this country? I do not think representative democracy can survive the corrupt influence of people like Sarah Beattie on political discourse.
5 years ago
Reply to
Liatris Spicata
For a muslum apologist/sympathizer like you to take the moral high ground over anyone is what’s disgusting Flaccid Flower. You suck and blow.
5 years ago
Reply to
MuhamMUDTheFakeProphet
And you prove my secondary point, moron.
To The non-Goons on This Site:
One of the pithiest observations I have heard about this general issue came from a Christian medical missionary who spent decades of her life working undercover in the Middle East. As she so trenchantly put it:
Islam is the enemy. Moslems are the victim.
Goons like MUD want you to believe otherwise. I do admit Moslems have a nasty tendency to include everyone else in a form of victimhood.
5 years ago
Reply to
Liatris Spicata
What secondary point half-a-half-wit? The one on top of your head?
5 years ago
Reply to
Liatris Spicata
This “comment” is coming with some thing that has FAR less than a two-to-one “upvote” – to comment ratio. Simply hilarious! Now be a good little guttersnipe and cease attempting to address your social and intellectual betters.
5 years ago
Reply to
Achmed Mohandjob
He’s a cowardly, moral bankrupt who deserves to live under the muslum boot heel.
5 years ago
Reply to
Liatris Spicata
Yeah right muslum apologist worm.
Why not “Nazism is the enemy, nazis are the victim”?
The only people slaughtering/persecuting/oppressing/raping/enslaving people of other faiths allah over the world today are f’ing muslums period full stop and have been doing so for over a THOUSAND years.
5 years ago
Reply to
Liatris Spicata
And, that “little squad” is the one woman goon squad, with the intellect of an aphid ….. litty spittoon. TOO funny, little one. You are SO much fun to laugh AT.
5 years ago
Off topic but this should be interesting…
Pelosi VS Trump!
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Blocks President Trump Entry into Capitol Building –
Confirms State of Union Speech Cancellation…
Posted on January 22, 2019 by sundance
…
Speaker Pelosi has informed the House Sergeant at Arms that no executive branch official will be permitted entry into the Capitol building.
Earlier Fox News reported Pelosi cancelled a walk through last week, and a second request for reconsideration from the White House is expected to meet the same fate. The House Speaker controls who is, and who is not, permitted entry to the House floor. Until Speaker Pelosi calls for a vote to support a joint session of congress, the President cannot enter the chamber.
…
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2019/01/22/house-speaker-nancy-pelosi-blocks-president-trump-entry-into-capitol-building-confirms-state-of-union-speech-cancellation/
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
I just read this, it says that it will probably meet with the same “fate”, this isn’t set in stone just yet…..
5 years ago
Reply to
[email protected]
If Mitch invites him, he can speak where the Senate meets. I think that would be the better option and invite Pelois and watch her not show up. Trump has to make it very clear how DEMS are the obstructionists.
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
How can she do this? He’s the President! He can go where he likes, can’t he?
5 years ago
Reply to
evangeline golding
Not with respect to a co-equal branch of government. It’s looking as though the Senate chamber or Oval Office will be the location…with no guests allowed in small spaces (the Senate only has 100 seats – all assigned.)
5 years ago
After reading this the MAGA kid punched himself in the face. Time to pay up 🙂
5 years ago
Hos being hos, I see. Typical libtard.
5 years ago
Reply to
blue_persuasion
Ah but you are required to have the ultimate respect for the slut.
5 years ago
She should be careful with that, there are militant vegans, who could do her harm if she swallows cum.
5 years ago
I dunno man, she never mentioned swallow
5 years ago
Another cheap tart of the left offering something for free that she properly usually charges for. What a #MeToo moment for the feminist movement, act like a slut for the sake of a misbegotten ideal.
5 years ago
Reply to
Ken
It seems like a competition to see who can be sluttier and demand the utmost respect while trashing
oneself. It’s sick. They have reduced themselves to cheap whores.
5 years ago
Trump Jr should assemble a LEGION of 100 of the best conservative lawyers (on a pro bono / contingent basis if possible) in the country and sue the living day light out of any and all main stream media outlets (corporate and invited commentators / contributors) and celebrity that engaged in the vicious libelous defamation of the Covington teenagers
They should find a “rocket docket” legal venue (a Federal court in which to file a civil suit) not contaminated with Democrat loyalist / Deep State “Judges” (In Texas, Idaho etc?) according to residency of parents of an aggrieved Covington plaintiff
I would LOVE to see CNN, MSNBC, Huffington Post, Griffin and the scores of other degenerate, “progressive”, scum bags that piled on the INNOCENT Covington boys, pay Dearly (in the Millions!) for their bigoted (against Americans) hate crimes against their fellow citizens
Any Covington boy depicted in the footage should receive at least $1M and the smirking boy should receive at least $2M as damages
The one and only good thing about the EVIL degenerate left, is that they always seem to go over the top with their lunacy… If they continue with this abject insanity, Trump will waltz into his second term with effortless ease, God bless these nit witted nincompoops on the left
5 years ago
Reply to
Tilt
Sounds like a plan to me. The only problem is these are good kids and aren’t looking to profit from it.
A lawyer has already stepped up and offered his services pro bono.
What bothers me more is how the Catholic school or diocese assumed their kids were the racist provocateurs . Guilty before asking them what happened is insulting and dangerous.
5 years ago
Reply to
Tilt
Tilt-
I don’t know DoJ or a group of independent attorneys would have standing to sue on the students’ behalf- I doubt it would. The young man at the epicenter would have to sue himself- and it appears qualified attorneys have volunteeted to represent him on a pro-bono basis, at least against the NYT reporter.
5 years ago
Reply to
Tilt
The media can always file to have the cases moved to, and consolidated in, New York, since the statements were made there. Game—set—match!
5 years ago
Inciting to violence against that kid is a felony.
When will she be charged?
Seriously.
FBI?
POTUS?
5 years ago
who knows how many of her children she has murdered
5 years ago
And the cast of characters are beginning to form a line outside of SNL theater !!!
5 years ago
Reply to
AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
Weinstein has been taking advantage of women for decades. They all knew it. They sold their dignity for a shot at money and fame. Hugh Hefner was the ultimate stomach turner. Kendra Wilkinson openly admitted in an interview she had to be drunk to accommodate him. He looked like a corpse before he died.
5 years ago
Just another leftist whore willing to “put out” for any antifa style gutless wonder who follows her toxic feminist anti-male ideology. If you actually look at many of such you can readily understand why so many STDs are antibiotic resistant. Her “comedy ” is as toxic as everything else that has anything to do with her mouth. Yuk!
5 years ago
Beattie Blow for Nastie thugs who will attack a kid? … No surprise there.
5 years ago
Beattie lives that classic meme, when you find yourself in a deep hole, keep digging.
5 years ago
Guys, she will give you and BJ, and you don’t have to punch anyone.
https://twitter.com/nachosarah?lang=en
5 years ago
Typical “empowered” liberal whore… er “woman”.
Rapper Cardi B is tired of “conservatives” inundating her social media messages and is demanding that they “admit” that President Donald Trump is “is fu***** up this country.”
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/01/22/cardi-b-demands-conservatives-admit-your-president-is-fuckin-up-this-country/ This is what Obama wanted for us. Soon a third world country will be more sophisticated than we are.
To say her video is disgusting is flattering…
5 years ago
Reply to
felix1999
How is that disgusting? What did she say that was untrue? (And unlike that SNL writer, she didn’t call for harm.) Trump supporters really are groupthink, accepting no criticism at all.
5 years ago
But comedians in the 21st century are less about comedy and more about propaganda for islum and the left and violence if you don’t laugh on cue.
5 years ago
A LOW LIFE FROM HELL! THOSE CATHOLIC HS KIDS WERE AWESOME! I BACK THEM 100%! I JUST WISH THERE WAS A GANG OF HELLS ANGELS AROUND THEM WHEN THE BLACK HEBREW ISRAELITES WERE INSULTING AND MOCKING THEM FOR BEING WHITE. BUT THOSE CLOWNS ARE COWARDS AND WOULD NEVER CONFRONT WHITE MEN WHO WILL FIGHT TILL THE DEATH!
5 years ago
Reply to
Scooby Doo
I thought so too!
I also watched the videos. They did nothing wrong and I admire their restraint.
5 years ago
Will she put a bag over her face when she does it? That mug will deflate a guy better than a cold shower.
5 years ago
Let’s hope it’s a Negro and she CHOKES to death.
5 years ago
Reply to
Alleged-Comment
Are you implying that white guys all have small wieners? Speak for yourself.
5 years ago
Reply to
John Smith
I read awhile back that Negroes have the biggest (on average) followed by whites followed by Asians.
Man is the only creature that walks upright and has exposed genitals. So is the world really all about the almighty penis?
Is someone obsessed with the male penis that he put it in arm’s reach? Many Biblical laws about sex. Even Yahusha mentioned them as a key to the Ten Commandments.
So, is the world really all about the penis?
5 years ago
Reply to
Alleged-Comment
Of course the entire world isn’t all about penis, the muslum world is allah about a$$!
5 years ago
I gotta admit– I’m starting to think that MAGA kid needs to take one for the team–Sorry, but it’s been a very long time since my last bj
5 years ago
In other words she is a whore offering sex for services rendered
5 years ago
Sarah……save your lips for a lollipop!
5 years ago
She has big tits, you misogynist scumbags!
5 years ago
repugnant filthy lowlife. no talent. a whore’s mouth. no connection to a brain. it would be nice to get after those who incite assaults. it isn’t free speech. sue them so they’re tied up and drowning in paper for years paying big money to stay solvent.put a lien on everything they own. do not let this go.
5 years ago
You might get a canker sore from that rancid whore.
5 years ago
The left have introduced a disgusting coarseness into our daily lives.
5 years ago
“Cankles grabbed me by my pu$$y.”
Sarah ‘BJ’ Beattie
5 years ago
Be careful what u wish for whore, u might get more than what u bargain for…..did u get permission from ur pimp boss?….disgrace to women
5 years ago
In Canada, that would be illegal to incite another person to commit an act of violence.
5 years ago
Her only qualification for employment at SNL is revealed. I am not surprised.
5 years ago
What an incredibly sexist comment, as if men are the only ones that can punch someone in the face. BOYCOTT!!!!
5 years ago
Left anti white/catholic. It shows how low and immature this comic is.
5 years ago
We need a conservative whore to offer free blow jobs if you hit a liberal in the face.
5 years ago
Maybe after you get out of prison for felonious assault, she’d do it. Or not.
5 years ago
I hope these stupid leftists realize that all these calls for violence just encourages conservatives to arm up. They’ll have even more guns and very willing to use them in self-defense. Does this make these morons happy?
5 years ago
#BlowMeToo !!
5 years ago
Leave that kid alone. I will wear that red hat. Try it on me tough guy (from a former Special Forces IDF).
5 years ago
Reply to
Ariel Sharon
Sure, you won’t leave the kid alone, because you can’t handle big guy. Pussy.
5 years ago
Reply to
Anaksuper Nuakal
Here he is, commander steve rogers who is into little kids.
Does it sound like…us captain?
5 years ago
Reply to
Anaksuper Nuakal
You mean that native american protestor?
Okay, so there is nothing fascist from smiling kid. Smiling kid could be showing kindness not fascism. But wanting someone to be punched could be otherwise.
5 years ago
Reply to
Anaksuper Nuakal
And your mind is so pure indeed, nothing good of it, only bad.
5 years ago
Reply to
Anaksuper Nuakal
You’re into self abuse? Stay clear of your nose, long term damage…
5 years ago
Reply to
Anaksuper Nuakal
Except muslums… Why don’t you give a rusty trombone to your favourite imam, mullah or ayatrollah?
5 years ago
Reply to
Ariel Sharon
I don’t have to brag. But I won’t hide ever from being a Sayeret Matkal member. I love to defend the weaker and fight against the bullies. Such as you.
5 years ago
I’ll groin punch whoever takes her up on the offer.
5 years ago
5 years ago
Soliciting violence is against Twitter rules. Look for her account to be suspended in 1 . . .2 . . .the third of never.
https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2019/01/covington-kids-should-sue-twitter.html
5 years ago
Ahh, yet another leftist whore, offering sexual gratification for getting what she wants. No thanks Jezebel, even if I was inclined to assault a kid I wouldn’t want that shark mouth anywhere near me…
5 years ago
Who in hell would want to get an oral STD from a slut like her?
5 years ago
Careful Guys…….YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT MOUTH HAS BEEN!
5 years ago
”…..and also it’s free to anyone who wants it”’
