[ April 27, 2024 ]
This is totally nuts, but it has a sinister edge. Iran is itching for war with Israel, and will go to any lengths to justify it, no matter how preposterous. Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali is helping to establish a casus belli that he likely hopes will distract the Iranian people from their own misery and anger at the Islamic regime, and redirect it toward what he thinks is its proper focus: Israel. Luckily, President Trump is in the White House. If Obama were still there, he would be ordering Israel to distribute water to the Iranian mullahs and their client Hizb’Allah.
“Iran General Says Israel Behind Climate Change and Is Stealing Clouds,” by Tom O’Connor, Newsweek, July 2, 2018 (thanks to Mark):
An Iranian general has accused Israel of causing climate change in the revolutionary Shiite Muslim republic by stealing the water out of clouds passing over the Mediterranean.
Story continues below advertisementBrigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization, revealed the charges during an agricultural conference in the capital city of Tehran. He claimed Iranian scientific centers have proven that Israel and an unnamed neighboring country were secretly cooperating to extract the moisture out of clouds bound to pass over Iran, thus robbing the country of rain and snow.
“Joint teams from Israel and one of the neighboring countries make the clouds entering into Iran barren. Moreover, we are faced with the cases of cloud theft and snow theft,” Jalali said, according to a translation reported by Iran’s semi-official Tasnim News Agency of comments featured by the Iranian Students’ News Agency.
The official further cited a recent four-year study showing that all highlands exceeding roughly 7,200 feet extending from Afghanistan to the Mediterranean have received snowfall except for Iran….
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67 Comments
5 years ago
Best headline today.
5 years ago
You cannot make up this stuff. Standard moslem intellect …
5 years ago
Reply to
Achmed Mohandjob
As an Apostate explained to me, If Mohammad could dream he flew to the Far Mosque on a winged donkey and it is accepted/believed as FACT, than anything a muslim can dream is Fact Immemorial.
5 years ago
Reply to
Nefarious420
Does that mean that mohammed did not actually mount a winged donkey? Learn somethin’ new, every single day.
5 years ago
Reply to
Achmed Mohandjob
He likely had another use for the donkey but I won’t go there.
5 years ago
Reply to
Achmed Mohandjob
Define “mounted a donkey” as it refers to Muslims recreational sex.
5 years ago
Reply to
Mahou Shoujo
Yes, yes … That, as well. I’m consuming rather large quantities of Pinot Noir, today. Japaner wife is back on her “Life’s short…. I want a divorce” again. She called Number One Daughter (the apple of my eye) and was told .. “Do it. Hasn’t Dad suffered enough?”.
5 years ago
Reply to
Mahou Shoujo
As Margaret Rebecca would state it: “It’s just a bitch being a bitch.” To which I always answer, “Don’t you EVER refer to you mother, that way.” Mieko has just been on the warpath, ever since her three month trip, this winter past. On the bright side …. Her mother loves me.
5 years ago
Reply to
Achmed Mohandjob
Nice to have a life with never a dull moment. Though shear terror is not the ideal diversion from an otherwise dull day
5 years ago
Reply to
Achmed Mohandjob
You might remind her it’s tough to find high quality gardeners who work for free on weekends and enjoy the fine taste of barbecued eel to boot!
5 years ago
Reply to
Achmed Mohandjob
But not as in rode . Or maybe so , because semantics and solipsism .
5 years ago
Reply to
Nefarious420
That’s the truth; it boggles that Muslims swallow this crap. The donkey reminds me of the Democrats who like their Muslim counterparts partake in much of the same swill. Indoctrination, indoctrination, dumb-down the citizens so that they are unable to think for themselves. The Democrats truly believed Americans were dumbed-down and would vote for Hillary. Americans, to their chagrin, were smarter than they and the kiss-ass MSM ever thought. The Democrats have not recovered and now in alliance with Islam are hell-bent on usurping Trump and destroying the Republic.
5 years ago
Reply to
Nefarious420
Mohammad flew on a wing pig NOT a winged ass.
Well ok, he may have rode an ass!
5 years ago
5 years ago
The man is not well – clearly needs a nice Islamic drink of camel urine as the Perfect Man recommends to cure all ills.
5 years ago
Reply to
IzlamDownpressesHumanity
Straight up when used as a dentifrice .
Explains the frenzied bidding for virgins at camel auctions .
5 years ago
Muslims never accept their mistakes …AND always blame the non-muslims for everything that goes wrong for them !
Nothing surprising . Left/Liberals Muslims are pathological liars. share this if anyone believes their Lies http://bit.ly/2rF8pfo
They protect jihadis.
5 years ago
Reply to
Suresh
Muslims never accept their mistakes, nor do the Democrats. Perhaps this is why they have formed a grand alliance against Israel, Jews, in general, and this Constitutional Republic. Recalling Hillary’s disparaging name for Trump supporters and voters, the Deplorables. Hillary and her henchmen trusted Muhammad and Allah’s prediction that she would be crowned President; Allah and Muhammad were wrong, the Deplorables were not conned, duped by her pathological lies, unlike the Progressive drones, and he Muslim Brotherhood comrades.
5 years ago
Reply to
Ziggy46
Deplorables were not conned because there was alternative media with conservatives who created awareness about islam and jihadi crimes the MSM would not cover to keep the citizens dumb and ignorant like those in EU/UK/Australia.
That is why pro-jihadi parties win in those countries.
5 years ago
Reply to
Suresh
Indeed, Suresh, plus the Deplorables could see through the MSM’s propaganda without alternative news sources. Ironically, the Liberal Progressives cannot think outside of the box; hence, they need the MSM to think for them. Look at the education system, the Marxist administrators and faculty have dumbed-down the curriculum, turning it into a Socialist and Islam friendly system. The bad guys throughout history is this nation and Western Civilization, in general, this is how they indoctrinate the students. The Jihadi, Islam are now the ones fighting for humanity, the so-called religion of Peace, an Apocalyptic Cult that must be neutralized.
5 years ago
Reply to
Ziggy46
Mo.ham,mud and alluh are fictional constructs intended only to be the scapegoats of Arabic insanity .
yup
5 years ago
Those darned sneaky Jews eh Reza? They can steal your clouds but not dry you up like jerky, yet.
You see folks, what close tribal breeding brings? Add a dose of Islam and rabies looks more sane…
5 years ago
Blame the Jews/Israel the eternal scapegoat. This Iranian general betrays his ignorance, not to mention his bigoted loathing of Israel. Islam, like any totalitarian state, in this case Theocratic state, adheres to the tenet keeping the masses oppressed but more so, dumb. Anyone who thinks outside the box is deemed an enemy of the Islamic state. This General with the IQ of a sack of camel feces definitely does not think outside of the box. it reminds me of the Democrats, the Progressivists, Bolsheviks and Nazism, to name only several. An autocratic state is the ambition of the Democrats and its tag-along wannabe revolutionaries. If they succeed their endeavor this Republic will be more than a Collectivist’s wet dream and our nightmare.
5 years ago
This is ridiculous nonsense, but it would be pretty awesome if Israel somehow did have that kind of technology in store. Imagine what we could do with it…
5 years ago
Reply to
R. Arandas
“but it would be pretty awesome if Israel somehow did have that kind of technology in store. Imagine what we could do with it…”
yeah, hopefully the US and Israel (and perhaps the UK) have some surprises for our adversaries.
5 years ago
Only the Judeo Christian God,
controls our WEATHER and of course CLOUDS.
Oops! Muslims REJECT Him?
No wonder they have to lean on ridiculous LIES for money or sympathy.
The father of lies is proud of MUSLIMS. ISLAM is Satan’s organized religion.
John 8:44-45
[44] Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode NOT in the truth, because there is NO truth in him. When he speaketh a lie,
he speaketh of his own:
for he is a liar, and the father of it.
[45] And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Islam is one GIANT LIE!
BTW, patriots only, have a Happy Julyy 4th!
5 years ago
Pfft. I gave up cloud stealing when I was a teenager.
5 years ago
Reply to
NotTheMama
Good thing your juvenile record is sealed , it would take much of the fun out of life if you were banned from participating in weather .
5 years ago
Apparently, the Jews have also stolen their brains.
5 years ago
Well when you are dumb enough to buy into that 7th century hate cult you are dumb enough to believe Israel steals clouds.
5 years ago
Reply to
Mike
They are spreading their usual “Jewish conspiracy” anti-Semitic crap.
However, if Israel and the US did have such “super powers”, I won’t complain. In fact it would be a good thing since our enemies will think twice.
5 years ago
Standard Moslem intellect = HupA.
5 years ago
I just wish the Iranian army is full of “generals” like this one. Brain damaged, clueless retards commanding muslim armies facing 21-st century ultimate-technology Israeli war planes, artillery and marksmen? Is there any doubt as to what the outcome of such confrontation would be?
5 years ago
Right, just like one of our ignorant US congressmen expressing concern that too much military equipment on a Pacific Island will flip it over.
5 years ago
Its amazing the yarns spun by the progressive left and all other enemies of freedom such as radical Islam and antifa. Could it be that they know that there are enough feeble-minded, government school indoctrinated low information voters that will buy their nonsense? Absolutely. There’s a huge population out there…and I really mean “out there” who are easily controlled by their controlling elite.
5 years ago
Muslims take hate, ignorance and stupidity to a whole new level.
5 years ago
It’s a little known fact Jews control the world’s sock market, which is why people frequently find themselves losing one sock from a set — because losing both would just be too suspicious.
5 years ago
If this goon is an example of an Iran general there is nothing to fear.
I can’t stop laughing.
5 years ago
What do you expect from a man who believes that Mohammad actually had a conversation with a being called Allah?
5 years ago
Typical muslim intellect … very retards!!
5 years ago
There you have it, stupid savages!
5 years ago
When you have such evil in your heart, the truth becomes meaningless.
5 years ago
Absurd + absurder + absurdest = Iran
This is so absurd and ridiculous that we do not even need to talk about it!
5 years ago
Iranian brigadier general, chief of civil defence, Ghulam Reza Jalali is so very obese, he needs to be lifted out of chair. A defence chief should be nimble, agile, deft and athletic. But this lazy man cannot even carry his bulky body and walk. In spite of this his imagination knows no boundaries and he is accusing Israel of stealing clouds from Iran, and changing climate in Iran. Truly these people are still living in stone age.
5 years ago
European countries are transferring critical and sensitive technologies to Iran through the back door. For example, The Austrian Academy of Sciences has recently signed a MOU with the government of Iran, under instructions from supreme leader of Iran.
5 years ago
Iranians dont need White Cloud they can use bare hand.
5 years ago
These accusations are not surprising at all since we already know the intellectual limitations of anti-semites.
5 years ago
Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalal, you are learning this from our (USA) communist, socialist, progressive, democratic work book and you are not getting anywhere with your propaganda. Sir, you are a spastic fool.
5 years ago
I believe it. There’s a lot of that going on.
5 years ago
Hey there Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, have you heard of Israel’s latest invention.
It is a device to make the planet suddenly revolve in the opposite direction, from west to east.
That will cause all equipment that relies on any kind of time mechanism or compass explode if it is not protected by Israel’s instant correction mechanism.
The Back Up Destroyer will be operative before the end of this summer when all Israel’s friends will be protected.
5 years ago
And Paul Bunyan created the Grand Canyon by dragging his axe behind him
5 years ago
Israel by making the desert bloom increases the rainfall in the region. Palestinians by setting fields on fire increase not only the drought but the pollution in the region.
