Majority of Muslim Asylum Seekers In Austria Want Jokes About Islam BANNED

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Jokes are just part of it. This idea stems from the sharia. Sharia would ban all critical speech about Islam, and that includes counterterror analysis. The Muslim migrants want to bring sharia to Europe and North America, and European and North American authorities are willingly aiding and abetting this project.

“Majority of Muslim Asylum Seekers In Austria Want Jokes About Islam Banned,” by Chris Tomlinson, Breitbart, August 12, 2017 (thanks to The Religion of Peace):

A new survey of Muslim migrants in Austria by the Danube University of Krems shows a distinct difference between typical Austrian values and those of incomers from places like Somalia and Chechnya, who hold far more religious views on society.

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The study, released earlier this week, shows a vast difference in the attitudes of Muslim asylum seekers from mainstream opinion in the more secular Austrian society. The researchers interviewed 1,129 Muslims originally from Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Somalia and Chechnya, with 60 per cent believing jokes about Islam should be banned and a quarter saying Islam should influence Austrian law, Kronen Zeitung reports.

The interviewees’ attitudes also differed depending on their country of origin. 70 per cent of Somalians approved of banning jokes about Islam, followed by Afghanis and Chechens. Iranians tended to be less puritanical, with only 14 per cent agreeing that jokes should be banned.

Somalians were also the most likely to answer affirmatively to the question of whether or not they would die for Islam, with almost a third saying they would. Chechens and Somalians also overwhelmingly agreed that Islam should play more of a role in Austrian society, with as many as 72 per cent of Somalians desiring more Islam in Austrian culture.

The issue of the Muslim headscarf has been debated recently by Austrian politicians including Foreign Minister and Austrian People’s Party (ÖVP) leader Sebastian Kurz, who was behind the legislation that banned full face veils this year.

Another problem that has drastically risen over the course of the migrant crisis is the number of anti-Semitic incidents that have occurred in countries like Austria, Germany and France, which some attribute to growing Muslim populations.

On some Berlin school playgrounds the phrase “You Jew!” has become a common insult and there was one case of a Jewish pupil being forced to leave a school due to harassment and physical violence from Muslim pupils.

The survey showed 62 per cent of the Syrians, 55 per cent of the Afghans and 47 per cent of Somalians agreed with the statement “Jews have too much power in the world”. Hostile sentiment against Israel was also widespread, with nearly half saying the country was an enemy of all Muslims….

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WorkingClassPost
WorkingClassPost
6 years ago

Mohamed walks into a bar, and says “If I catch any muslims drinking alcohol, I’ll cut their heads off.”

Three guys jump from their table and run out. Another couple quietly slink out the back door.

Muhammad says “That’s better” and turns to the barman and orders a beer with chaser. The barman looks puzzled, and Muhammad explains:

“I’m really quite fussy about the company I keep…”

Vercingetorix
Vercingetorix
6 years ago

Yet another muslim atrocity in Europe: a van runs into a crowd of people in Barcelona/Spain.
CNN: nothing yet known about motives.

Tm.
Tm.
6 years ago
Reply to  Vercingetorix

CNN reported this breaking story? Interesting.

Drew the Infidel
Drew the Infidel
6 years ago
Reply to  Tm.

Does this mean we will no longer hear the breaking news concerning the missing Malaysian airliner?

Tm.
Tm.
6 years ago

We needed a survey to tell us this? Either people have become stupid, or they don’t speak the truth.
Our actions have consequences. I would assume Austria knows that.

DOMINATION
DOMINATION
6 years ago

Islam is nature’s way of providing a future smorgasbord for maggots!!

Daniel FX Dravot
Daniel FX Dravot
6 years ago

A Muslim goes into Burger King and says “I want two Whoppers.”

The clerk behind the counter quickly replies: “Mohamed wasn’t a child molesting murderer
AND
Islam is a Religion of Peace.”

VoiceInDesert
VoiceInDesert
6 years ago

Har, har, har :-]

Drew the Infidel
Drew the Infidel
6 years ago

Q: How many muslimes does it take to install a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

Q: How many muslimes does it take to pop popcorn?
A: Five. One to hold the pan and four to shake the stove.

Daniel FX Dravot
Daniel FX Dravot
6 years ago

Q: How many Muslims can you get into a 767?
A: Who cares, as long as they’re leaving.

Bikinis not BurkasD
Bikinis not Burkas
6 years ago

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Daniel FX Dravot
Daniel FX Dravot
6 years ago

A guy was sitting at a long stop light, waiting to cross a busy intersection. An old Nissan with a half dozen young, loud, bearded Muslims stopped alongside, all shouting “Death to America” and other Jihad slogans. They had a half-burned American flag duct-taped to the trunk of their car and “Remember 9-11” spray painted on the side.

Apparently feeling oppressed by infidel traffic laws and STOP signals, with shouts of “Allah Akbar! All Praise to Allah! Death to America” they jumped the light. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler loaded with steel I-beams came speeding through the intersection, center-punching the Nissan, crushing it completely flat and killing everyone in the car.

Still awaiting a green light, the guy sat there thinking “Oh man. That could have been me!”
The next day he enrolled in a truck driving school.

Trista_Lee
Trista_Lee
6 years ago

Bar harharhar!!! Thanks!

Mahou Shoujo
Mahou Shoujo
6 years ago

Austrians. like the sub species of stupid german that they are, will try and enforce a ban of jokes to start with, the rest of shari’a will be brought in a few laws at a time. austrians will comply because their socialist movement tells them to, the years of inbred socialism in the west and islam in the east have resulted in the perfect stupid being formed in western europe today.

Daniel FX Dravot
Daniel FX Dravot
6 years ago
Reply to  Mahou Shoujo

Those ridiculing Islam and Muslims will simply use code. ‘An Eskimo walks into a bar…’ and so forth. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Mahou Shoujo
Mahou Shoujo
6 years ago

Canada’s prime minister trudeau would be prohibited from entry to austria if they banned muslim jokes.

IzlamIsTyranny
IzlamIsTyranny
6 years ago
Reply to  Mahou Shoujo

Trudeau is both the muslum joke and the punchline all rolled up into one steaming turd!

rambler
rambler
6 years ago

Anyone begging to be a guest in a new country needs to show more gratitude and list no demands. Don’t like the current culture, then don’t request to stay.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago
Reply to  rambler

They are not requesting entry.
They are demanding entry.
They are demanding, also, that the host country support them financially.
They don’t want to get jobs because that would interfere with slamming their foreheads on the ground and shoving their butts into the air in anticipation of a holy prostate stimulation five times a day.

AlgorithmicAnalystD
AlgorithmicAnalyst
6 years ago

Alice Fubar. Mo was her Profit 🙂

AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
6 years ago

Ban ME !!!

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AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
6 years ago

Ban ME !!!,… again

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AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
6 years ago

Ban ME !!!,… some more !

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AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
AR154U☑ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖ DEPLORABLE 2020
6 years ago

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bannedquran20
bannedquran20
6 years ago

Does that includes jokes about Jews??

Exuperancia Pérez
Exuperancia Pérez
6 years ago
Reply to  bannedquran20

Jewish people always laugh at themselves, Jewish humor is priceless.

IzlamIsTyranny
IzlamIsTyranny
6 years ago

I met a IDF commando who fought in the ’73’ Yom Kippur War — he wasn’t so much funny as scary. Although now I can understand his actions (i.e. in beating up his nephew for not going back to Israel to serve his time in the IDF), back then it made me wonder if I might not be next.

Drew the Infidel
Drew the Infidel
6 years ago

Q: Did you hear the one about the muslime who took a shower?
A: Me either.

Robert Batchelor
Robert Batchelor
6 years ago

Yet, they claim that the pig is unclean so they want nothing to do with it. Apparently, they don’t have mirrors in Pigslam nor are they able to smell their own stench.

Drew the Infidel
Drew the Infidel
6 years ago

Agreed. My dad always used to say, “A goat can’t smell its own ass.”

If these muslimes decide to take shower they should use soap and water next time.

SHMUEL E. KELLERMAN
SHMUEL E. KELLERMAN
6 years ago

and do you know why dogs lick their posteriors?
They want to get rid of the stench after they’ve bitten a muzzie.

IzlamIsTyranny
IzlamIsTyranny
6 years ago

Except their feet, their feet are always gloriously, spotlessly clean — no wonder the pope slobbers allah over them!

Trista_Lee
Trista_Lee
6 years ago

Oh hell no! My best jokes are Islamic! للعملاء: لا حلاقة بالنسبة لك! قبالة مع العلى حلاقة صغيرة؟رأسه!حلاق: هل يمكنني الحصول ! Off wit his hwad! hahaha!

Daniel FX Dravot
Daniel FX Dravot
6 years ago
Reply to  Trista_Lee

محمد مهبل.

Robert Batchelor
Robert Batchelor
6 years ago

Well, i’m always serious when I say you have to be stupid to be a Muslim but what is the attraction to female donkeys by male Muslims? Is there some mental transformation when you convert that makes donkeys suddenly look attractive? Or is it just a circular argument and Muslims really are stupid by thinking donkeys and Islam are appealing?

Bikinis not BurkasD
Bikinis not Burkas
6 years ago

Donkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWA6UGD06Nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoexjZ_rSKg

Goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuFf-I-c4jU

As the animals are not married it is Halal and they don’t pay a dowry for temporary marriage (prostitution).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikah_mut%27ah

Tom Tully
Tom Tully
6 years ago

Islam (along with liberalism) is a joke. . . . . a very, very sick one.

Bikinis not BurkasD
Bikinis not Burkas
6 years ago

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Bikinis not Burkas
6 years ago

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Bikinis not BurkasD
Bikinis not Burkas
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Bikinis not BurkasD
Bikinis not Burkas
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Bikinis not BurkasD
Bikinis not Burkas
6 years ago

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IzlamIsTyranny
IzlamIsTyranny
6 years ago

Doesn’t the “Islamist” also have an independent copy of the holey quranus?

Karl
Karl
6 years ago

Q: What do you call a person that follows the spiritual and moral teachings of a fifty-year-old documented pedophile and slave trader?
A: A Muslim.

Karl
Karl
6 years ago

Q: What form of transportation did the prophet of Islam us to go from Mecca to Medina in 692 A.D.?
A: A Trojan Horse.

Q: What form of transportation are Muslims taking today from the Middle East to the United States for the purpose of civilization jihad?
A: A Trojan (Democrat) Donkey.

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