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This Is Why You Don't Make Friends At Work

Look, when you clock into your work, it's not social hour, ok? I want to be hearing the clickity-clack of your keyboard, not the chitty-chat of human connection. Below you'll find an employee who thinks they can turn their job into a regular drawing room salon, and another who understands the value of a dollar. One will be getting a promotion. Try and guess which one.

Now, get back to work! 

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